The front cover of the comic. As with the entirety of the comic, it occurs on a black background, the text is in a white pixelated blackletter gothic font, and the characters are lumpy colorful plaster sculptures that have been processed to look like vintage computer graphics with pixelated dithering. Here on the cover, we see the text 'sickly raconteur PK Kim presents...' followed by the title of the comic in large itallic type - Scrymmaged. Under that we see one of our protagonists, a pink ball with feet and a long nose holding a sword even though they have no hands. The swordsman rides atop a sort of snake horse. The steed is yellow with pink markings, has only 2 legs and is wearing red chuck taylor sneakers. They are standing on a small patch of green grass. Additional text in the corner reads 'It could happen to you!'

We see a close shot of the swordsman atop their steed surrounded by clouds. He mutters to himself 'Ah... my quest...' from this angle you can see that the swordsman has a large scar on the cheek opposite of their sword

An extreme, skewed close up of Dwingo saying 'Sorry, my phone's never done that... what were you saying?'

An under shot of the swordsman as they freak out. They are surrounded by frantic zigzag doodles. Text surrounding them reads 'It would appear I've made a mistake! Am I lost? Am I a loser?' in the distance, behind the swordsman, Dwingo stands saying 'oh... um...'

A cropped close-up image of Dwingo's face, repeated 4 times, stacked on top of itself. He's also a more saturated shade of purple now

The swordsman and their steed are shown to be visually distorted, blurry, and in shadow, with slightly warped colors. Text above reads 'Alas! Flavor blasted yet again!'

Dwingo and the swordsman face eachother, at a diagonal angle. Dwingo in the top left looking down, the swordsman in the bottom right looking up. Lightning scribbles punctuate the scene. The sentence 'I am overwhelmed by this!' is present, but it's unclear who is saying it

An extremely skewed closeup of Dwingo's face appears at the far bottom. Above, a large mass of text appears, filling most of the page, a monolog by Dwingo. It reads - I eat through my face. I sweat out the waste. I sleep once a year for three months at a time. No, I don't trust your god, and now I must return ot the lake to desposit my mucus so that my offspring may have a fighting chance. I myself had to be born four times. Now try to imagine their struggle...'

The swordsman atop their steed appears at the bottom, duplicated a few times with each one fading more into the black background, as if a motion blur or as if they're casting a spell. Two strange arcane symbols appear on either side of them. Text appears above, a monolog by the swordsman, bordered by a simple ornamentation. It reads -- When the water flows, I hear the call. When the tree squeaks, I hear the message. When the blood screams, oh I'm hearing it

Here we see a full image of Dwingo, our second protagonist, taking up the entire bottom half of the page. The top half shows multiple images of Dwingo from multiple angles as if he is rotating. Dwingo is a faded blueish purple. He is sort of a wide rectangle with two chunky feet. He has a large bulbous purple nose that juts far off his face. He has two relaxed eyes, two very thick black eyebrows, and a long strange smile that ends in two rosy cheeks

Several closeups of the swordsman's steed. He has a sort of clueless look on his face, with a wide mouth. A little spiral appears in the corner. A tiny version of the steed peeks up from the bottom of the page, along with text reading -- 'Welp.'

The back cover! The end of the book. We see a small image, shot from above, Dwingo looks down at the swordsman's sword, which sits alone on the ground without its weilder present. Text below reads - '2023, 2024 www.uhpk.kim @uhpkkim' 'every copy is unique' which is followed by a question mark in parenthesis. the words every, unique, and the question mark are all surrounded by quotation marks

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